The Protectorate of Solidair is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Order with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.451 billion Solidairians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mimbam City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solidairian economy, worth 715 trillion Solidairian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,868 Solidairian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. Solidair's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solidair is ranked 230,907^th in the world and 8,649^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -302.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.