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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,000th
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Somalwilandia

Population2.891 billion

CapitalSomalwiland city
LeaderBig man
FaithHeretical theologianism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCanadian Goose

The Republic of Somalwilandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big man with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.891 billion Somalwilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somalwiland city. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somalwilandian economy, worth 602 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,474 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollar charge on their phone bill, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, protestors are soaking piles of Dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Somalwilandia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somalwilandia's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heretical theologianism.

Somalwilandia is ranked 9,812th in the world and 1st in Whatland 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.5 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,420thRudest Citizens: 4,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,608thHighest Average Incomes: 5,651stMost Developed: 5,962ndSmartest Citizens: 7,165thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,214thLargest Black Market: 8,630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,727thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,391stLowest Crime Rates: 9,712thLargest Retail Industry: 9,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,880thHealthiest Citizens: 10,139thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,604thMost Secular: 12,623rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,941stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,263rdMost Average: 16,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,861stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,906thLargest Mining Sector: 20,178th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Somalwilandia's influence in Whatland 2 rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Somalwilandia lost WA Delegate status in Whatland 2.
  • : Somalwilandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Somalwilandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, protestors are soaking piles of Dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollar charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Somalwilandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Somalwilandia, the newest shade developed by Somalwilandia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.

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