Population | 13.331 billion |
Capital | Some Random City |
Leader | The Random Leader |
Faith | Randomness |
Currency | Question marks |
Animal | Some Random Animal |
The Some Random TNPer of Some Random TNP Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Random Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.331 billion Random TNPers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Random City. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient A Random TNPer economy, worth a remarkable 3,305 trillion Question marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,940 Question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Some Random Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Randomness.
Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 342,593rd in the world and 5,947th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.68 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Some Random TNP Nation, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
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Some Random TNP Nation, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
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Some Random TNP Nation, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
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Some Random TNP Nation, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
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Some Random TNP Nation, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
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Some Random TNP Nation, army rations are served on silver platters.
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Some Random TNP Nation, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
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Some Random TNP Nation, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
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Some Random TNP Nation, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
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Some Random TNP Nation, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.