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Most Primitive: 2,354th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,439th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,311th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Siam Forever!
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Soroz

Population236 million

CurrencyUnited States Dollar
AnimalWolf

The Federation of Soroz is a huge, genial nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and fear of technology. The compassionate population of 236 million Siam have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Siamese economy, worth 16.2 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,754 United States Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered species are effective hostages against the Siamese military, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, all beauty contests have been banned, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soroz's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soroz is ranked 117,279th in the world and 5,062nd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 10.57 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Primitive: 2,354thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,439thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,311th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 77th in the regionMost Primitive: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 374th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496th in the regionBest Weather: 629th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 745th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, endangered species are effective hostages against the Siamese military.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Soroz, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.

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