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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,764thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,055thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,796th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Unity and equality
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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South Azerbijan

Population528 million

CapitalCelilabad

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalWolf

The Dictatorship of South Azerbijan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 528 million South Azerbijanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celilabad. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient South Azerbijanian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 85,673 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Azerbijan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Azerbijan is ranked 217,474th in the world and 8,309th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6.63 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,764thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,055thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,796thHighest Crime Rates: 2,823rdMost Influential: 4,351stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,596thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,709thMost Avoided: 6,654thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,041stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,843rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,630thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,046thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,510th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Avoided: 212th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 281st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 282nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 492nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 495th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 579th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 589th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 686th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 705th in the regionLargest Black Market: 748th in the regionMost Armed: 767th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : South Azerbijan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
  • : South Azerbijan endorsed The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : South Azerbijan was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : South Azerbijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Kaigi, Freedom Fascists, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Greater New Cassandra, Trimmania, Bai Lung, Zukchiva, Lyontisia, Brotherland, Libertanny, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, Goodnamesarerare, Oofery, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Acronis, Tretrid, Dragons Blood, VW53Aland, FreedomIand, New Leganes, Rainbow Vests, Ridann, Republic of Berzerkistan, Elejamie, Coruh, Pakitsk, La xinga, Axdel, Ripsylvania, Wiranath, Lingu, Azureano, Distro-Spartica, Forro Islands, Talitoa, Wakeopolis, Unger under over, Euricanis, Roliganistan, Lanwa, Gunov, Stellar Colonies, Asendavia, The Empire of Rijelv, West Swedania, Reschaters, Enou, Santa Dystopia, and 78 others.Drunken Seal Islands, Seri Tai Republic, A Slanted Black Stripe, Cameronia Excellentia, Komiker Mawrysharken, Rhothstan, Stellaire Imperiale, Marrabuk, Staynes, BearStackof2015, ReeK, Azerbaican, The Three States of Fortuna, Merlovich, East Malaysia, Kucia, United China Nation, Bullpups, Dravida India, Riveraland, A mean old man, Enlil, Nevertopia, Wizardonia, Dark Edgyness, Horn of Havenkaap, CopyCato, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Headpat Central, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Survivoristan, Clarence-Voslage, Interdimensional Waifus, United States of Masbate, EHTYCSCYTHE, Roissyland, Tassirion, The Death Syndicate, Republic of New India, Servants of Gizmo, Khadah, Modra, Freedomindia, Wallenburg, Debluu, The Almighty Country, Davinhia, Slongs, Tawuse, ArenaC, Dragonia, Adavan, Liberstankonia, Blobbo, Cacnesia, Hellod Immury, ReReReRepublic, Vogar, Citergue, Ankras, Trulu, New Bradenia Ghost, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Amabilis, Adioration, From New World, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kublam, Chria Deau, Monteconstance, Mays Austrian Nation, Zang0, Aeoliah, BTProductions, Hogwarts of muggles, and Insi Karai.

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