The Dictatorship of South Azerbijan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 528 million South Azerbijanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celilabad. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.
The frighteningly efficient South Azerbijanian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 85,673 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Azerbijan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : South Azerbijan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
- : South Azerbijan endorsed The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : South Azerbijan was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in South Azerbijan, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : South Azerbijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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