The Dictatorship of South Azerbijan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 528 million South Azerbijanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celilabad. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient South Azerbijanian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 85,673 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Azerbijan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Azerbijan is ranked 217,474^th in the world and 8,309^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6.63 Cheeks Turned Per Day.