The United Kingdom of South KEANITO is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Kai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.263 billion South KEANITOians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanakai. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The South KEANITOian economy, worth 56.7 trillion Amoes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,927 Amoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There are no bananas today in South KEANITO, the price of freedom is about half a million Amoes, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else, and Emperor Kai has just been declared ruler of South KEANITO in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South KEANITO's national animal is the Kyogre and Tapu bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

South KEANITO is ranked 106,266^th in the world and 4,804^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,463.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.