Population | 2.364 billion |
Capital | Winstontown |
Leader | Little Big Brother |
Faith | Armadilloism |
Currency | arma |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Commonwealth of South Orwelland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Little Big Brother with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.364 billion South Orwellandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winstontown. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient South Orwellandian economy, worth 279 trillion armas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,332 armas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Orwelland's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Armadilloism.
South Orwelland is ranked 291,605th in the world and 879th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2.19147776412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in South Orwelland, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : South Orwelland was endorsed by The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party.
- : South Orwelland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : South Orwelland was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in South Orwelland, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in South Orwelland, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in South Orwelland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : South Orwelland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in South Orwelland, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
- : South Orwelland applied to join the World Assembly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » The Soylent Green Party.