The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.867 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,777 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The industries of South Reinkalistan are coughing all the way to the bank, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 388^th in the world and 1^st in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 23,752.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.