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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stHighest Poor Incomes: 510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 524th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We now embark on a new journey; one forged with steel.
Prime Commissar Turaniski
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Founding Council
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Reinkalistan

Population2.596 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak Metropolis
LeaderPrime Commissar Turaniski
FaithSocialist Tosdodanism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.596 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 763 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,923 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 5,079th in the world and 1st in Athena for Largest Governments, scoring 40.06 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stHighest Poor Incomes: 510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 599thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,129thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,272ndMost Devout: 1,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,966thLargest Black Market: 2,030thHighest Average Incomes: 2,102ndTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 2,787thLowest Crime Rates: 4,244thMost Avoided: 4,255thLargest Governments: 5,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,341stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,366thMost Conservative: 5,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,576thMost Authoritarian: 7,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,413thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,025thLargest Retail Industry: 10,128thMost Efficient Economies: 10,673rdTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,488thMost Developed: 13,473rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,868thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,540thMost Extreme: 19,070thMost Income Equality: 19,392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,374thHighest Economic Output: 21,689th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : South Reinkalistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Proper Hygiene For Medical Instruments".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : South Reinkalistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vilita and Turori".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Reinkalistanis any less frightened.

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