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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We stand, motionless; prepared, reserved, and vigilant.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.867 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.867 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,777 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The industries of South Reinkalistan are coughing all the way to the bank, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 388th in the world and 1st in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 23,752.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 227thMost Patriotic: 323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 359thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388thMost Devout: 496thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 802ndMost Corrupt Governments: 849thMost Armed: 1,007thLargest Black Market: 1,048thHighest Average Incomes: 1,053rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,307thLowest Crime Rates: 1,748thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,359thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,421stLargest Governments: 2,597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,518thMost Conservative: 4,082ndMost Authoritarian: 4,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,111thMost Efficient Economies: 8,216thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,335thHighest Economic Output: 9,559thMost Developed: 10,598thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,076thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 19,326thMost Extreme: 20,092nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the industries of South Reinkalistan are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : South Reinkalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.

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