Population | 4.246 billion |
Capital | Turaniskidak |
Leader | General Secretary Turaniski |
Faith | Enlightenment Doctrine |
Currency | Graska |
Animal | Boar |
The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Turaniski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.246 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,349 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenment Doctrine.
South Reinkalistan is ranked 3,627th in the world and 1st in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,188.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
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South Reinkalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
- : Following new legislation in
South Reinkalistan, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.