The Republic of Southern Heinopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Capt'n Tightpants with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.136 billion Southern Heinopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannville. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Heinopolisian economy, worth 988 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,513 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Heinopolis's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Heinopolis is ranked 5,442^nd in the world and 6^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Secular, with 98.18 Atheism Rate.