Population | 15.242 billion |
Capital | Wherever |
Leader | The Glorious and Infalliable Leader |
Currency | Rock |
Animal | Rock |
The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, soft-spoken computers, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.242 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Space Ork economy, worth an astonishing 10,216 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 670,289 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,039,855 per year while the poor average 50,021, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.
Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's window to draw attention to their issues, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, military spending recently hit a new high, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Space Ork Horde is ranked 27,909th in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Most Stationary, with 1,405.0138924572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Space Orks any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Space Ork Horde.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the fate of the world literally rests on The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.