Population | 12.977 billion |
Capital | Madrid |
Leader | President Alberto Núñez Feijóo |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | EMU |
Animal | Hispanic Lion |
The Kingdom of Spain In The South is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Alberto Núñez Feijóo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.977 billion Spanishes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Spain In The Southian economy, worth a remarkable 4,868 trillion EMUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 375,185 EMUS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,359,016 per year while the poor average 25,136, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.
Colonial subjects have Spain In The Southian culture shoved down their throats, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Spain In The South's national animal is the Hispanic Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Spain In The South is ranked 4,000th in the world and 12th in European Union for Smartest Citizens, with 143.3 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Spain In The South, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
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Spain In The South was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Spain In The South was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Spain In The South was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Spain In The South, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
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Spain In The South, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
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Spain In The South, colonial subjects have Spain In The Southian culture shoved down their throats.
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Spain In The South, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures.
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Spain In The South, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
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Spain In The South was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.