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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 918thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,496th
The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
🌞 A Solis Ortu Usque ad Occasum 🌚
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Power
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Spanish Micronesia

Population19.075 billion

CapitalKapingamarangi
Leaderthe general Armando Ballestín Cabeza
FaithChristianism

Currency₳ asi
Animal🐬 dolphin

The Protectorate of Spanish Micronesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the general Armando Ballestín Cabeza with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 19.075 billion Spanish Micronesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Administration and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapingamarangi. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spanish Micronesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion ₳ asis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,690 ₳ asis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and The general Armando Ballestín Cabeza sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy. Crime is totally unknown. Spanish Micronesia's national animal is the 🐬 dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianism.

Spanish Micronesia is ranked 5,185th in the world and 2nd in Oceania for Most Stationary, with 3,211.70627784 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 918thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,496thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,028thMost Cultured: 4,500thMost Stationary: 5,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,007thHighest Food Quality: 6,598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,143rdNicest Citizens: 7,478thMost Pacifist: 7,526thHighest Economic Output: 7,576thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,218thMost Inclusive: 8,561stMost Influential: 9,116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,219thMost Efficient Economies: 9,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,000thLargest Black Market: 12,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,681stTop
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Largest Populations: 17,898thSmartest Citizens: 18,369thMost Developed: 18,642ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,026thBest Weather: 28,266th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spanish Micronesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Spanish Micronesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Spanish Micronesia's influence in Oceania rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Spanish Micronesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanish Micronesia, The general Armando Ballestín Cabeza sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanish Micronesia, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanish Micronesia, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanish Micronesia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Spanish Micronesia, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Spanish Micronesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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