The Dominion of Sparkling Nacortuine is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.938 billion Sparkling Nacortuineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sparkling Nacortuinean economy, worth 131 trillion Narcoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,678 Narcoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparkling Nacortuine's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sparkling Nacortuine is ranked 82,006^th in the world and 69^th in Sparkalia for Most Secular, with 17.98 Atheism Rate.