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Largest Gambling Industry: 6,594thMost Avoided: 7,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,120th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Spice Harvester 4F7

Population5.673 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 4F7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.673 billion Spice Harvester 4F7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The all-consuming Spice Harvester 4F7ian economy, worth 453 trillion spices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,893 spices, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, and engineers are reinventing the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spice Harvester 4F7's national animal is the sandworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spice Harvester 4F7 is ranked 76,391st in the world and 1,287th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.93670292692 days.

Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 6,594thMost Avoided: 7,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,120thTop
10%
Most Secular: 15,137thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,970thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,995thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,466thLargest Black Market: 28,769th
Top
5%
Most Secular: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, engineers are reinventing the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Spice Harvester 4F7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Spice Harvester 4F7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Spice Harvester 4F7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 4F7, tourists call Spice Harvester 4F7ian beach towns "the fine coastline".

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