The Holy Empire of Spicymemeballs is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Robin The Foxkeeper with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.084 billion Spicymemeballsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sausageville. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spicymemeballsian economy, worth 172 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,745 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Sausageville Foxes' triumph against long odds, the Spicymemeballsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Spicymemeballsian Space Agency, and the endangered saltwater humpback fox is only seen in captivity programs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spicymemeballs's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beans.

Spicymemeballs is ranked 21,162^nd in the world and 680^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,988.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.