The Immortal Crossdorking of SpiderMew is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Spectacular SpiderMew with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.057 billion Pokemon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SpiderMew's Web. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemon economy, worth a remarkable 3,590 trillion Pokeballs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 396,443 Pokeballs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SpiderMew's national animal is the Mew, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SpiderMew is ranked 5,718^th in the world and 1^st in BROKEN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.25 law-abiding acts per hour.