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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,186thBest Weather: 1,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,655th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Everyone for Spinach, Spinach for everyone!
President Simon
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Spinazieland

Population27.38 billion

CapitalHoofdegem
LeaderPresident Simon

Currencyspinazie
Animalcuckoo

The Democratic Republic of Spinazieland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Simon with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.38 billion Spinazielandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofdegem. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Spinazielandic economy, worth a remarkable 4,120 trillion spinazies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,485 spinazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in Hoofdegem, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spinazieland's national animal is the cuckoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spinazieland is ranked 4,082nd in the world and 58th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3,510.70608648 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,186thBest Weather: 1,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,655thMost Pacifist: 1,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,780thHealthiest Citizens: 2,167thNicest Citizens: 2,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,894thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,907thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,180thMost Developed: 3,199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,695thMost Stationary: 4,082ndSmartest Citizens: 4,466thHighest Economic Output: 4,531stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,884thHighest Food Quality: 5,364thSafest: 5,469thMost Cultured: 5,659thLargest Populations: 5,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,743rdMost Influential: 7,504thLargest Governments: 7,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,981stLowest Crime Rates: 8,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,939thMost Inclusive: 9,941stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,721stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,997thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,751stMost Secular: 19,189thHighest Average Incomes: 22,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,108thMost Income Equality: 28,086th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionMost Pacifist: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 172nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 236th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 255th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionSafest: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 357th in the regionLargest Governments: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 440th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 442nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 506th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 561st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 748th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 761st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 842nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 859th in the regionMost Income Equality: 997th in the regionNudest: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Spinazieland endorsed The United States of Holmica.
  • : Spinazieland was endorsed by The United States of Holmica.
  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Spinazieland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Hoofdegem.
  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
  • : Spinazieland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Spinazieland, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.

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