by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 673rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,217th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.787 billion

LeaderLilith Ta Diktatora


The Dictatorship of Spiruvania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lilith Ta Diktatora with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.787 billion Spiruvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leadertopia. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Spiruvanian economy, worth 487 trillion Spiras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,014 Spiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and most pop videos prominently feature the Spiruvanian flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiruvania's national animal is the Winged-Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spiruvania is ranked 137,329th in the world and 4,384th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 45.11 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 673rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,303rdMost Secular: 2,303rdTop
Most Influential: 2,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,601stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,142ndLargest Black Market: 5,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,727thHighest Average Incomes: 9,764thLargest Mining Sector: 9,813thLargest Governments: 10,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,637thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,643rdMost Conservative: 10,840thMost Authoritarian: 11,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,449thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,550th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 299th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 430th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 434th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 496th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 499th in the regionMost Conservative: 519th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 563rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 756th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813th in the region

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