The Fantastic Wild Nation of Sputtopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Misha Collins with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.291 billion Sputtopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeven. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sputtopian economy, worth 612 trillion Raven guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,033 Raven guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, movie references are legally admissible in court, wars are filled with soldiers wielding machetes and chainsaws for safety reasons, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime is totally unknown. Sputtopia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sputtopia is ranked 153,038^th in the world and 2,428^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.78 law-abiding acts per hour.