The Unified Squarists of Squarist Republic of Squaria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by CommodoreZ with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.215 billion Squarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cubidia. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Squarian economy, worth 391 trillion Squarters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,108 Squarters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Squarians any less frightened, news headlines usually include p-values, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squarist Republic of Squaria's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Squarist Christianity.

Squarist Republic of Squaria is ranked 22,841^st in the world and 685^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,090.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.