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Largest Retail Industry: 1,472ndRudest Citizens: 2,294thMost Inclusive: 3,404th
The Union of
Left-Leaning College State
Soldiers of Steel
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sreneck

Population2.497 billion

CapitalCzharik
LeaderThe HQ
FaithDroyism

Currencye-zigle
AnimalZebra

The Union of Sreneck is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The HQ with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.497 billion Sreneckians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czharik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sreneckian economy, worth 402 trillion e-zigles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 161,373 e-zigles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A petition to improve Sreneckian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, and copyright laws have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sreneck's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Droyism.

Sreneck is ranked 92,070th in the world and 68th in India for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,974.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,472ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,294thMost Inclusive: 3,404thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,841stMost Efficient Economies: 4,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,921stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,697thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,094thNicest Citizens: 8,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,113thMost Secular: 10,091stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,466thMost Developed: 10,812thHighest Average Incomes: 11,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,442ndSmartest Citizens: 12,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,914thHighest Drug Use: 14,053rdLargest Black Market: 15,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,477thMost Influential: 17,749thBest Weather: 18,478thMost Cultured: 18,651stHighest Crime Rates: 19,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,741st
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Sreneck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, a petition to improve Sreneckian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Sreneck, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.

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