The Dominion of St Hell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Poke with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.451 billion St Hellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Poke. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming St Hellian economy, worth 130 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,685 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on St Hellian selfishness, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", the St Hellian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. St Hell's national animal is the Fox and its national religion is Crowleyism.

St Hell is ranked 16,194^th in the world and 8^th in Thegye for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 68,250.37 Standard Monetary Units.