Population | 17.671 billion |
Capital | Star Dew City |
Currency | Xale |
Animal | Fairy |
The United Socialist States of Star Dew is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.671 billion Star Dewians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star Dew City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Star Dewian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion Xales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,218 Xales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown. Star Dew's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Star Dew is ranked 12,936th in the world and 307th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.62 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Star Dew was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Star Dew, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Star Dew was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.