Population | 21.323 billion |
Capital | Puffy Steam City |
Leader | Fat Puffy Fish |
Faith | The Order of the Holy Neptunium |
Currency | Samurai |
Animal | Goose |
The Cute puffy marshmallow fish of SteamPunkFish is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fat Puffy Fish with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.323 billion SteamPunkFishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puffy Steam City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient SteamPunkFishian economy, worth a remarkable 2,917 trillion Samurais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,835 Samurais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, oracles predict landslide victories for Fat Puffy Fish for the next 50 years, trespassers entering Fat Puffy Fish's office are immediately vaporized, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SteamPunkFish's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Holy Neptunium.
SteamPunkFish is ranked 7,306th in the world and 10th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,732.89920233228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SteamPunkFish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : SteamPunkFish's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : SteamPunkFish's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : SteamPunkFish's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : SteamPunkFish's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : SteamPunkFish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : SteamPunkFish was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors, and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : SteamPunkFish was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Singers of Lurklife 10, curing 34 million infected.
- : SteamPunkFish was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Delusioned Undersea Humans of Lurklife 9, curing 57 million infected.
- : SteamPunkFish was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Binge watchers Animia of Lurklife 7, curing 42 million infected.