Population | 42.364 billion |
Capital | New Willowsburg |
Leader | Cretor Lamjack |
Currency | slapstick |
Animal | flying squirrel |
The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.364 billion Steenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,507 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 129,993 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prudishness is on the way out, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Steenia is ranked 227th in the world and 1st in Futaba Aoi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, prudishness is on the way out.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Steenia's military.
- : Following new legislation in Steenia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.