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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75thMost Pacifist: 76thLargest Governments: 119th
The Environmental Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Influence
Enforcer
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Steenia

Population42.364 billion

CapitalNew Willowsburg
LeaderCretor Lamjack

Currencyslapstick
Animalflying squirrel

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.364 billion Steenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,507 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 129,993 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 227th in the world and 1st in Futaba Aoi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 75thMost Pacifist: 76thLargest Governments: 119thSafest: 121stMost Beautiful Environments: 131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222ndLowest Crime Rates: 227thSmartest Citizens: 315thLeast Corrupt Governments: 371stHealthiest Citizens: 416thBest Weather: 490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 495thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 594thNicest Citizens: 597thLongest Average Lifespans: 598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 599thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 639thMost Cultured: 713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 819thLargest Populations: 848thMost Rebellious Youth: 910thHighest Food Quality: 1,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,127thMost Inclusive: 2,780thHighest Economic Output: 2,792ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,947thMost Devout: 14,912thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,603rdMost Income Equality: 17,006thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,207thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,641st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Steenia's military.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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