The Holy Empire of Stevid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Conroy with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 43.154 billion Stevidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stevid Capita. The average income tax rate is 12.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stevidian economy, worth an astonishing 15,636 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 362,352 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriots insist that size does matter, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, vacationing Stevidians expect to be treated as royalty, and many marriages end in murder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevid's national animal is the Coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Stevid is ranked 5,515^th in the world and 10^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.09 law-abiding acts per hour.