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Nudest: 76thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,264th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Stewiacke

Population37.477 billion

CapitalStewiacke

Currencyworthless paper
Animaldead moose

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 37.477 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stewiacke. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Stewiackean economy, worth a remarkable 2,348 trillion worthless papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,658 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 4,636th in the world and 12th in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 3,362.66451456 days.

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Nudest: 76thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,264thLargest Populations: 1,948thSafest: 2,545thMost Cultured: 2,954thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,395thMost Stationary: 4,636thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,275thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,614thSmartest Citizens: 6,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,167thHighest Food Quality: 8,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,565thHighest Economic Output: 9,950thMost Income Equality: 9,982ndMost Influential: 10,383rdLargest Governments: 10,528thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,211thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,552ndNicest Citizens: 17,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,587thMost Secular: 18,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,987thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,683rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,766thLowest Crime Rates: 29,233rd
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Nudest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.

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