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Nudest: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 737thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,075th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stewiacke

Population31.223 billion

CapitalStewiacke

Currencyworthless paper
Animaldead moose

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.223 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stewiacke. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Stewiackean economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion worthless papers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,780 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, children are raised bilingual from an early age, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 183,851st in the world and 26th in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 660.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Nudest: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 737thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,075thSafest: 1,925thLargest Populations: 2,138thMost Cultured: 2,296thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,507thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,800thSmartest Citizens: 5,810thMost Stationary: 5,991stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,681stLargest Governments: 8,505thHighest Economic Output: 8,567thMost Income Equality: 8,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,439thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,516thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,981stMost Influential: 14,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,367thNicest Citizens: 15,730thHighest Drug Use: 16,146thMost Secular: 18,244thLowest Crime Rates: 18,356thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,098thHealthiest Citizens: 21,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,518th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stewiacke's influence in The Maritimes fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Stewiacke's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Stewiacke changed its national capital to "Stewiacke".
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.

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