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Most Valuable International Artwork: 195thMost Secular: 6,420thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,153rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Storage
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Storage2

Population4.27 billion

Currencyflorin
Animaldove

The Republic of Storage2 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.27 billion Storage2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The very strong Storage2ian economy, worth 269 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,223 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Storage2ians, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and glassy-eyed Storage2ian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storage2's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Storage2 is ranked 84,925th in the world and 2,848th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,935.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 195thTop
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Most Secular: 6,420thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,153rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,555thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,453rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 320th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 454th in the regionLargest Black Market: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Storage2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Storage2's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Storage2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, glassy-eyed Storage2ian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Storage2ians.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage2, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.

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