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Most Ignorant Citizens: 580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 865thMost Avoided: 949th
The Individually Wrapped Straws of
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Succistans

Population13.722 billion

CapitalBloxford
Leaderdog I found on the street
FaithThe Roblox Orthodox

CurrencyJenga Block
AnimalBull Terrier

The Individually Wrapped Straws of Succistans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by dog I found on the street with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.722 billion Succistansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloxford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The thriving Succistansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Jenga Blocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 98,614 Jenga Blocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,491 per year while the poor average 18,807, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get dog I found on the street off a murder charge, the fate of the world literally rests on dog I found on the street's fingers, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Succistans's national animal is the Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Roblox Orthodox.

Succistans is ranked 10,458th in the world and 7th in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,299.3521048026 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 865thMost Avoided: 949thHighest Crime Rates: 1,166thFattest Citizens: 1,267thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,430thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,737thMost Armed: 1,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,162ndMost Primitive: 2,729thLargest Mining Sector: 2,793rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,590thRudest Citizens: 4,295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,067thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,337thMost Stationary: 10,458thLargest Retail Industry: 12,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,595thNudest: 13,711thMost Influential: 13,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,442ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,545thLargest Black Market: 19,647thHighest Economic Output: 20,302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,273rdMost Devout: 26,848th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, the fate of the world literally rests on dog I found on the street's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get dog I found on the street off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, school history books often refer to dog I found on the street as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.

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