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Most Ignorant Citizens: 503rdMost Primitive: 623rdLargest Gambling Industry: 781st
The Individually Wrapped Straws of
Father Knows Best State
Roblox is better than Fortnite
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Succistans

Population7.026 billion

CapitalBloxford
Leaderdog I found on the street
FaithThe Roblox Orthodox

CurrencyJenga Block
AnimalBull Terrier

The Individually Wrapped Straws of Succistans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by dog I found on the street with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.026 billion Succistansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloxford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Succistansian economy, worth 941 trillion Jenga Blocks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,048 Jenga Blocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,127 per year while the poor average 13,560, a ratio of 52.1 to 1.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the libraries of Succistans are staffed by lone, lonely librarians, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime is pervasive. Succistans's national animal is the Bull Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Roblox Orthodox.

Succistans is ranked 10,206th in the world and 8th in TopCornion for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 11,174.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 503rdMost Primitive: 623rdLargest Gambling Industry: 781stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,385thMost Devout: 2,006thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,058thMost Avoided: 2,080thLargest Mining Sector: 2,187thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,759thFattest Citizens: 3,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,300thLargest Black Market: 5,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,944thNudest: 7,909thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,494thLargest Retail Industry: 10,206thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,796thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,430thMost Stationary: 16,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,835thMost Influential: 18,409thHighest Average Incomes: 18,488thHighest Economic Output: 19,348thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,496th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, the libraries of Succistans are staffed by lone, lonely librarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Succistans was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in Succistans, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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