The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.312 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 5,184 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,388 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the endangered saltwater humpback Saki Monkey is only seen in captivity programs, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 1,928^th in the world and 5^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Economic Output, with 5,184 trillion Standard Monetary Units.