Population | 28.184 billion |
Capital | Mango Island |
Leader | Mango |
Faith | Mango-love |
Currency | mango |
Animal | lemur |
The Sparkly Green and Orange of Such Is Mango is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mango with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 28.184 billion Such Is Mangoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mango Island. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.
The powerhouse Such Is Mangoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion mangoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,458 mangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and the Mango Island Film Festival recently voted 'Such Is Mangoan Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Such Is Mango's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango-love.
Such Is Mango is ranked 9,516th in the world and 1st in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Most Stationary, with 2,426.501224816 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Such Is Mango, the Mango Island Film Festival recently voted 'Such Is Mangoan Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in Such Is Mango, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
- : Such Is Mango was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Such Is Mango was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Such Is Mango, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
- : Such Is Mango was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Such Is Mango lodged a message on the Redundant Realm of Redundancy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Such Is Mango, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
- : Such Is Mango proposed constructing embassies between Redundant Realm of Redundancy and The Community.
- : Following new legislation in Such Is Mango, Mango can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.