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Most Devout: 2,998thMost Pacifist: 3,591stSafest: 3,848th
The Sultanate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
دولت ابد مدت
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Sultanat of Turkistan

Population2.302 billion

LeaderPadişah Mikail I

CurrencyTurkish Lira
AnimalGrey Wolf

The Sultanate of Sultanat of Turkistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Padişah Mikail I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.302 billion Turks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of İstanbul. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth 306 trillion Turkish Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,997 Turkish Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Padişah Mikail I wears an armoured gauntlet, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Sultanat of Turkistan is often a lifetime appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sultanat of Turkistan's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Sultanat of Turkistan is ranked 16,598th in the world and 654th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,723.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Devout: 2,998thMost Pacifist: 3,591stSafest: 3,848thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,003rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,133rdNicest Citizens: 4,148thHealthiest Citizens: 4,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,539thMost Influential: 4,640thLowest Crime Rates: 5,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,850thBest Weather: 6,148thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,451stMost Developed: 7,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,372ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,051stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,497thLargest Governments: 11,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,399thSmartest Citizens: 12,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,763rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,849thMost Inclusive: 18,325thMost Cultured: 18,654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,890th
Most Devout: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 144th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 220th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 428th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 430th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 501st in the regionMost Inclusive: 502nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 534th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 545th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 555th in the regionMost Stationary: 567th in the region

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