The Republic of Sunsistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 总理 - Prime Minister Matthew Xia with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.643 billion Sunsistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 蒋 - Jiang. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sunsistanian economy, worth 334 trillion Xian Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,472 Xian Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Sunsistan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sunsistan is ranked 185,689^th in the world and 6,294^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.