by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,306thHighest Crime Rates: 1,954thRudest Citizens: 2,068th
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Population469 million


The Republic of Suomers is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 469 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 59.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,594 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Suomersians to 'look outside', dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, Suomers's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suomers is ranked 195,089th in the world and 5,822nd in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,306thHighest Crime Rates: 1,954thRudest Citizens: 2,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,189thFattest Citizens: 2,292ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,343rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,349thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,296thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,524thMost Avoided: 3,923rdMost Influential: 4,099thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,211thMost Armed: 5,465thLargest Mining Sector: 5,818thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,956thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,716thHighest Drug Use: 15,941stLargest Gambling Industry: 16,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,375thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,833rdMost Pro-Market: 18,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,435thHighest Average Incomes: 20,882ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,795thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,292nd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 122nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 162nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionMost Armed: 213th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 221st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 299th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 316th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 547th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 556th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 574th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 804th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 837th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 898th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 903rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 993rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,006th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, Suomers's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, weather reports simply advise Suomersians to 'look outside'.
  • : Suomers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Suomers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Suomers was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of ForestMythal.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Lulubellia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Orado, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Illusia and Neverendia, Dabarastan, Slyakanya, Yaorozu, Nalver And, Ethnon, Maratabat, Republica Guilleana, Kragsgale, Valentine Z, Hyphen, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Landestian, Zzozona, Zyvetskistaahn, Dreadton, Patrician, Keurig Machines, Former English Colony, Runeda, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Libertania Democratica, Star Kingdom, Kocherian, Empy, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Sundred, and 116 others.Xentherida, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Cretox State, Navsland, Sikol, The Pantheons, Kastonvia, Wilkshire, El Fiji Grande, Planes, Nodnarb, Sunto, Climeria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, 1 very fast endotarter, Fauzjhia, WeKnow, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Loutsland, Darkmondoria, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Madjack, Muqatil, Ravendi, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Andexia, Mellby, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Crusadam, Chips and Guac, Texanz, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Venicea, Odelinor, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Rikarddahlistan, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Free Salvation, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alorca, Xyrron, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Baba Zace, My chest is flat, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Cajland, and ForestMythal.