The Republic of SureJan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 18.85 billion SureJanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SureJanian economy, worth 714 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,919 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. SureJan's national animal is the ostrich.

SureJan is ranked 169,062^nd in the world and 10^th in Bus Stop for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.38 law-abiding acts per hour.