The People's Republic of Suspire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 768 million Suspireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortimer. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suspiric economy, worth 37.2 trillion Bells a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,443 Bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, all the playground's a stage for Suspiric schoolchildren, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suspire's national animal is the tanuki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suspire is ranked 200,552^nd in the world and 5,774^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 19.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.