The Join Lily of Switz 11 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.028 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 486 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,525 Join Lilies, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the government is outsourcing itself, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Switz 11's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz 11 is ranked 235,721^st in the world and 6,714^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.24 law-abiding acts per hour.