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Rudest Citizens: 114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337thMost Armed: 615th
The Meat Grinder perpetuators of
Anarchy
Rock grinder good, foreigners stinky.
Chief Executive Officer Synne
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Synne Industries

Population4.135 billion

CapitalPaskal
LeaderChief Executive Officer Synne

CurrencySynnian Crbble
AnimalAtlantic Magpie

The Meat Grinder perpetuators of Synne Industries is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer Synne with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.135 billion Synnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paskal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Synnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Synnian Crbbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 344,277 Synnian Crbbles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,404,192 per year while the poor average 17,014, a ratio of 141 to 1.

Skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, Chief Executive Officer Synne's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Synne Industries's national animal is the Atlantic Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Synne Industries is ranked 21,236th in the world and 5th in Northern Ocean for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,022.05 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337thMost Armed: 615thMost Efficient Economies: 622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 981stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,213thHighest Average Incomes: 1,327thLargest Retail Industry: 1,403rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,406thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,677thMost Pro-Market: 1,812thSmartest Citizens: 1,981stHighest Drug Use: 2,279thMost Cultured: 2,314thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,388thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,672ndMost Developed: 2,766thMost Inclusive: 3,107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,258thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,688thLargest Governments: 3,919thHighest Crime Rates: 4,272ndLargest Black Market: 7,358thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,869thHealthiest Citizens: 10,225thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,353rdNudest: 10,384thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,037thMost Secular: 11,539thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,373rdHighest Economic Output: 12,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,943rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,705thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,893rdMost Extreme: 19,149thMost Politically Free: 20,985thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,913th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, Chief Executive Officer Synne's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
  • : Synne Industries was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, Chief Executive Officer Synne's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Synne Industries, sweet-toothed Synnians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.

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