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Highest Drug Use: 1,581stRudest Citizens: 2,442ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,165th
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Live and let die
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Taapi

Population6.842 billion

CapitalSun City
LeaderEmperor

CurrencyTaapi Pound
Animaldog

The Empire of Taapi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.842 billion Taapians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Taapian economy, worth 780 trillion Taapi Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 114,128 Taapi Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The only places to see dogs now are at local zoos, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Taapi's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Taapi is ranked 188,923rd in the world and 4,347th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 64.04668123232 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,581stRudest Citizens: 2,442ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,165thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,889thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,423rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,097thFattest Citizens: 7,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,730thLargest Retail Industry: 11,811thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,379thMost Cultured: 14,785thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,210thHighest Food Quality: 17,336thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,338thMost Armed: 17,403rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,726thSmartest Citizens: 20,175thMost Inclusive: 20,805thMost Secular: 28,393rd
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Rudest Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 104th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 224th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 278th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 365th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 539th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 582nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 697th in the regionMost Politically Free: 715th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 794th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 796th in the regionMost Cultured: 826th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 979th in the regionMost Armed: 980th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,013th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,021st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Taapi's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, the only places to see dogs now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Dog Lasagne is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, belief that Emperor is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Taapi, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.

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