The United Kingdom of Taewania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bella Arendella with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.23 billion Taewanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center Cruz Sagrada. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Taewanian economy, worth 393 trillion Taewanian Moedas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,169 Taewanian Moedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Taewania's beaches, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taewania's national animal is the Asclepius Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Taewania is ranked 29,094^th in the world and 894^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,802.83 on the Societal Mobility Rating.