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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd
The Fauzjhian Province of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Taineizbria

Population13.105 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudrey Black

CurrencyFauzjhiau
AnimalChristmas Bat

The Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Audrey Black with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.105 billion Taineizbrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,583 trillion Fauzjhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,743 Fauzjhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Taineizbria is ranked 202,629th in the world and 5,708th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -552.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 52ndMost Pacifist: 57thNicest Citizens: 58thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75thMost Beautiful Environments: 84thHighest Average Tax Rates: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 86thMost Developed: 88thMost Advanced Public Transport: 104thLongest Average Lifespans: 105thLargest Governments: 111thBest Weather: 113thHealthiest Citizens: 143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 146thMost Rebellious Youth: 147thSafest: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 165thMost Cultured: 176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 218thLeast Corrupt Governments: 259thMost Efficient Economies: 261stHighest Poor Incomes: 274thSmartest Citizens: 326thMost Secular: 411thLowest Crime Rates: 418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 432ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,316thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,795thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,230thRudest Citizens: 6,756thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,064thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,155thLargest Populations: 17,913th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 244th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 292nd in the regionLargest Populations: 317th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Christmas Bat Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.

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