The Space Empire of Tassirion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The God Emperor Triolan with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.522 billion Tassirionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moon base. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth 233 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,238 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tassirion's national animal is the Void dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The love of the God Father.

Tassirion is ranked 164,135^th in the world and 5,978^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3.67 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.