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Largest Publishing Industry: 199thMost Advanced Public Education: 365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395th
The Heroics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Team Hawkeye

Population12.201 billion

CapitalKuraigana
LeaderKate
FaithMoravian

Currencycenz
Animalhawk

The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.201 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth a remarkable 4,801 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 393,563 cenzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime is totally unknown. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.

Team Hawkeye is ranked 12,203rd in the world and 6th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,051.80856878612 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 199thMost Advanced Public Education: 365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395thMost Inclusive: 515thMost Secular: 613thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 767thHighest Poor Incomes: 780thMost Rebellious Youth: 785thHighest Food Quality: 804thNicest Citizens: 934thMost Compassionate Citizens: 954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956thMost Cultured: 1,047thRudest Citizens: 1,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,135thHighest Average Incomes: 1,168thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,179thSmartest Citizens: 1,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,330thLargest Governments: 1,409thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,456thMost Pacifist: 1,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,625thLargest Black Market: 1,812thMost Efficient Economies: 1,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,816thTop
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Most Developed: 2,982ndHighest Economic Output: 3,555thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,029thBest Weather: 6,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,491stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,537thMost Stationary: 12,203rdMost Influential: 12,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,807thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,486th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
  • : Team Hawkeye was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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