The Futuristic Alcazar Camilia of Technocratic Tagalog is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alcazaria Jin Zollio Ciutadilla with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 877 million Tagalogians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana Mistica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 131 trillion Nammin Jinkooks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 149,999 Nammin Jinkooks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, one does not simply walk into the tundra, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and Raiko Ifipaniya is one of the most popular forenames in Technocratic Tagalog. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Raiko Ifipaniya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 30,253^rd in the world and 975^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,384.4 Standard Monetary Units.