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Most Influential: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 865thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,429th
The Futuristic Monarchy of
Corporate Bordello
NationStates
King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Technocratic Tagalog

Population1.573 billion

CapitalPirisoril Ttarawa
LeaderKing Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania
FaithBangtanism

CurrencyMakna Kooki
AnimalAlpaca Paca Parka

The Futuristic Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.573 billion Tagalogians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 249 trillion Makna Kookis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 158,640 Makna Kookis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, high school bands practice by moonlight, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Alpaca Paca Parka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bangtanism.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 20,861st in the world and 656th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,359.17 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 865thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,935thMost Efficient Economies: 3,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,733rdRudest Citizens: 3,949thFattest Citizens: 5,810thMost Secular: 5,852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,605thLargest Retail Industry: 7,127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,721stMost Inclusive: 9,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,941stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,140thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,103rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,689thMost Developed: 17,800thSmartest Citizens: 19,146thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,135thLargest Governments: 21,500th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionFattest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Secular: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 219th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 284th in the regionMost Inclusive: 303rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 340th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 354th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 541st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 557th in the regionMost Developed: 563rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 622nd in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 656th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 688th in the regionLargest Black Market: 706th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 720th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 845th in the regionMost Cultured: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Technocratic Tagalog lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Technocratic Tagalog lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Technocratic Tagalog was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Technocratic Tagalog, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.

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