Population | 1.573 billion |
Capital | Pirisoril Ttarawa |
Leader | King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania |
Faith | Bangtanism |
Currency | Makna Kooki |
Animal | Alpaca Paca Parka |
The Futuristic Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.573 billion Tagalogians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 249 trillion Makna Kookis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 158,640 Makna Kookis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, high school bands practice by moonlight, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Alpaca Paca Parka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bangtanism.
Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 20,861st in the world and 656th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,359.17 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Technocratic Tagalog lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Technocratic Tagalog, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
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Technocratic Tagalog, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
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Technocratic Tagalog, high school bands practice by moonlight.
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Technocratic Tagalog, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind.
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Technocratic Tagalog, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
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Technocratic Tagalog lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Technocratic Tagalog was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Technocratic Tagalog, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
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Technocratic Tagalog, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.