The Futuristic Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.573 billion Tagalogians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 249 trillion Makna Kookis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 158,640 Makna Kookis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, high school bands practice by moonlight, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the Alpaca Paca Parka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bangtanism.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 20,861^st in the world and 656^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,359.17 Tourists Per Hour.