The Future Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Kim Namjoon I of Bangtania with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.093 billion Tagalogians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pirisoril Ttarawa. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratic Tagalogian economy, worth 336 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,922 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Technocratic Tagalog's national animal is the leprechauns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tunseism.

Technocratic Tagalog is ranked 33,905^th in the world and 1,036^th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 128 Meters Of Sunlight.