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Fattest Citizens: 2,983rdMost Armed: 3,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,979th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Gotta blast
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Technocraticofgivus

Population1.753 billion

Currencygimmes
Animaljimmy neutron

The People's Republic of Technocraticofgivus is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.753 billion Technocraticofgivusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Technocraticofgivusian economy, worth 256 trillion gimmeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,131 gimmeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Technocraticofgivus City, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, and supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Technocraticofgivus's national animal is the jimmy neutron, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Technocraticofgivus is ranked 33,215th in the world and 1,087th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,892.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,983rdMost Armed: 3,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,979thMost Influential: 4,580thLargest Retail Industry: 6,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,403rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,095thRudest Citizens: 11,476thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,537thMost Secular: 13,646thMost Efficient Economies: 13,884thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,904thMost Avoided: 14,903rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,953rdLargest Black Market: 16,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,001stLargest Governments: 23,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,552ndMost Developed: 23,880th
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Fattest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 246th in the regionRudest Citizens: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 342nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 369th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 395th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionLargest Black Market: 490th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 498th in the regionMost Avoided: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionLargest Governments: 669th in the regionMost Developed: 750th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 775th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 787th in the regionMost Cultured: 805th in the region

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