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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 195thHighest Drug Use: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 489th
The Bat Spellers of
Capitalizt
typo.
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Teh south pacific

Population30.527 billion

CapitalTeh south pacific City

Currencytypo
Animaltypo

The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.527 billion Teh south pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh south pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teh south pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 5,654 trillion typos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 185,227 typos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,993 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 879 to 1.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Teh south pacifician citizenship in droves, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Teh south pacifician Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teh south pacific's national animal is the typo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teh south pacific is ranked 233,405th in the world and 6,967th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2164087526 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 195thHighest Drug Use: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 489thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 517thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 689thMost Armed: 770thLargest Gambling Industry: 796thMost Avoided: 857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,007thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,048thFattest Citizens: 1,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,680thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,991stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,532ndHighest Economic Output: 2,661stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,213thLargest Populations: 4,190thRudest Citizens: 5,788thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,293rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,287thLargest Retail Industry: 9,981stHighest Average Incomes: 12,626thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,793rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,385thNudest: 19,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,964thMost Efficient Economies: 22,366thSmartest Citizens: 24,714thMost Pro-Market: 25,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,698th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 133rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 272nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 398th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 454th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 578th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 623rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 628th in the regionNudest: 824th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 829th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 856th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 972nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,006th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,012th in the region

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