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Most Conservative: 10,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,295thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,911th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Will Not Be Replaced [ざデタ] 1933
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
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Teien

Population23 million

Currency𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙩𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠
Animal𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙩

The Empire of Teien is a small, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23 million Teienians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Teienian economy, worth 1.20 trillion 𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙩𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,270 𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙩𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teien's national animal is the 𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙩.

Teien is ranked 128,943rd in the world and 8th in Aspor Imperium for Most Average, scoring 29.93 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Conservative: 10,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,295thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,911th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teien, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Teien's influence in Aspor Imperium fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Teien, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Boartares and Sloepo.

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