by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 606thMost Influential: 976thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,384th
The Queendom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.061 billion

CapitalChevron City
FaithWhatever Floats Your Boat


The Queendom of Tellavinna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.061 billion Tellavinnans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chevron City. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tellavinnan economy, worth 134 trillion Telluses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,376 Telluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tellavinna's national animal is the Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever Floats Your Boat.

Tellavinna is ranked 15,210th in the world and 741st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 606thMost Influential: 976thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5,384thSafest: 8,024thMost Pacifist: 8,403rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,463rdNicest Citizens: 10,393rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,617thMost Inclusive: 13,587thHighest Drug Use: 14,445thSmartest Citizens: 14,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,760thLowest Crime Rates: 15,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,977thMost Cultured: 16,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,464thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,658thMost Secular: 20,010th
Highest Drug Use: 269th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 399th in the regionSafest: 422nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 446th in the regionMost Pacifist: 462nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 520th in the regionNicest Citizens: 568th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 614th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 741st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 752nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 760th in the regionMost Cultured: 772nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 778th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 780th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 781st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 803rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 895th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 243 » Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Runeda, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Loutsland, Zumlandia, Trillius, Sunto, Daiz, Koda-Land, Orado, Sundred, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Ethnon, Siwale, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, Guer Aike, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Omnistria, Dar es Saalam, PlanetPunk, Yaorozu, Holy Oranz, Felpolandia, Bearical, Vernest Quill, Wilkshire, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Preble, The Tampa Bay Rays, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, Azzarel, French Bananastan, Chukstik Illahi, Necromonia, Alice Gardens, Diodone, The English Alliance, The Bureaucratic Territories, Cloydicia, ZimRobwe, BrightFutures, and 193 others.Partax, Calamazo, New Octicarg, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, New Pruessen, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, East Wushen, Dadastan Archipelago, Choistan, New Lakemba, Steampunk Ariel, SORT, Lemonbiscuits, Moubarakistan, Tianqing, Glurponia, Frances Francis the First of France, Maott, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Ice and Tinian, Manticore utopia, The Stratosphere Islands, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Iron Lions, Arimbia, Central Ryal, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, East Supple Lund, Gilakistan, Detrivania, Holy Marcus Empire, Antiyard, Anna Airters, Centromuria, Dicko, Dopeland420, Banabistan, Habanan, Sea Ghost, Island States of Skelldia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Empy, Abject Ludicrosity, Blackphir, Drusselstein, Nakayo, Pasargad, Free Culture, Cors Evia, David Davidson, Kulgatha, Illderia, Soviet Terran, Humptalumpta, Wisconsota, Aroa, Gnomewatchers, Amauri, Kelvaros Prime, Karazan, Elgaland-Vargaland, Esplandia, Eteles, Joodey, Xentherida, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Tachycardia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Serendipita Martia, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Castle Federation, Palgo, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Napnomadia, Lungha, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Noahs Second Country, Universal State Formula, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Votak Matim, Xyrron, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Aeurithianar, Prevaland, Wolvenland, Yemet, Wooleystan, Zokk, Crader, AAA Provisional Empire, Malta Comino Gozo, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, Plangainer, The World Capitalist Confederation, Zecit, Methor, Zixu, Nisastria, The Windmilluminati, Olofin, Nova Arcania, Westinor, Nistriabar, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Zupla, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Joevala, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Aoncarpa, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Confederacy of Antarctica, Termathe, Prydania, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Libertania Democratica, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Innocentic, Arbor Marshes, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Damsmel, The Union of Rwanda, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, WeKnow, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, and Eastern Cous Empria.

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