by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,112th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,375th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,486th
The Holy Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Teodorias!
The Leader
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Gulag Supervisor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.154 billion

CapitalRebuilded Onutgrad
LeaderThe Leader
FaithTeodoristic Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalMutated Dog

The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.154 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 204 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,538 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and the Teodorian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 143,888th in the world and 207th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,112thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,266thMost Devout: 3,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,441stLowest Crime Rates: 3,703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,227thLargest Governments: 5,375thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,897thMost Influential: 6,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,933rdMost Authoritarian: 8,126thTop
Most Conservative: 9,341stMost Efficient Economies: 11,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,901stHealthiest Citizens: 11,965thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,772ndMost Developed: 12,907th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the region

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