Population | 13.276 billion |
Capital | Frisco |
Leader | Farnetus |
Faith | Football |
Currency | Garberbuck |
Animal | Cat |
The Football ⚽ Obsessed State of Ter Voland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Farnetus with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.276 billion Vōlāndī are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frisco. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Vōlāndus economy, worth a remarkable 4,733 trillion Garberbucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 356,525 Garberbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ter Voland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.
Ter Voland is ranked 15,720th in the world and 2nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Stationary, with 1,759.3015823796 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
- : Ter Voland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Ter Voland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.