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Most Valuable International Artwork: 248thLargest Retail Industry: 286thFattest Citizens: 342nd
The Football ⚽ Obsessed State of
Right-wing Utopia
love Family, Rei, FC Dallas,Stade RennaisFC, and USMNT.
Farnetus
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Ter Voland

Population13.276 billion

CapitalFrisco
LeaderFarnetus
FaithFootball

CurrencyGarberbuck
AnimalCat

The Football ⚽ Obsessed State of Ter Voland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Farnetus with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.276 billion Vōlāndī are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frisco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vōlāndus economy, worth a remarkable 4,733 trillion Garberbucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 356,525 Garberbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ter Voland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

Ter Voland is ranked 15,720th in the world and 2nd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Most Stationary, with 1,759.3015823796 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 248thLargest Retail Industry: 286thFattest Citizens: 342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 411thRudest Citizens: 415thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 448thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 650thMost Avoided: 682ndMost Armed: 863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 887thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,168thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,356thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,369thHighest Average Incomes: 1,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,924thLargest Mining Sector: 2,721stSmartest Citizens: 2,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,850thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,111thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,555thHighest Economic Output: 3,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,670thLargest Governments: 10,811thMost Cultured: 13,630thMost Influential: 14,835thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,720thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,249thMost Devout: 17,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,548thLargest Black Market: 25,714th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Ter Voland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Ter Voland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ter Voland, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.

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